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March 13th, 2013: Jaromir Jagr

In Uncategorized on March 13, 2013 at 12:52 pm

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Jaromir Jagr

Dallas Stars

Age: 41

Position: Right Wing

#68

I know, right? He does not look his age. Those Czechs, I tell ya. This beautiful man was a star in the NHL throughout the 1990s with the Pittsburgh Penguins, and ironically enough, is a Star today (get it?). I, for one, am ecstatic that he has ditched his mullet for the more sophisticated, clean-cut and boyish ‘do he sports as of his return to the league in 2011. The haircut goes perfectly with his baby face and makes him look 15 years younger. In his last five games, Jaromir has scored five goals, three of which were on the powerplay. Obviously head coach Glen Gulutzan recognizes what the entire league recognizes, Jagr’s still got it, or he wouldn’t be putting a 41-year-old on special teams. Blahopřeji, Jaromir! (So glad you’re not a Flyer anymore).

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March 7th, 2013: Sidney Crosby

In Uncategorized on March 7, 2013 at 4:14 pm

Sorry, it’s midterms week. 2010 NHL Awards - Arrivals

 

Sidney Crosby
Pittsburgh Penguins

Age: 25
Position: Center

#87

What can I say? One of the most handsome hockey players in the world is also considered one of the best. Eye candy by nearly everyone’s standards, Sid is always presentable (unless it’s playoff season, in which case he is usually pretty scruffy, but who isn’t?). Aside from his appealing facial features and classy appearance, he is incredibly muscular. I don’t know about you, ladies, but muscles are pretty much my favorite. Sidney may only be 5’11, but he is 200 lbs of pure muscular perfection. Let me tell ya, I would give anything to see those abs in person. I may not even be able to handle it, but I’d be willing to give it a shot. The kid is simply on fire lately. In his last five games, Sidney has notched at least one point in each, totaling for four goals and seven assists, and not a single penalty minute. Through the five games he is +3 and is currently +11 on the season. Congratulations, Sidney!