March 13th, 2013: Jaromir Jagr

In Uncategorized on March 13, 2013 at 12:52 pm


Jaromir Jagr

Dallas Stars

Age: 41

Position: Right Wing


I know, right? He does not look his age. Those Czechs, I tell ya. This beautiful man was a star in the NHL throughout the 1990s with the Pittsburgh Penguins, and ironically enough, is a Star today (get it?). I, for one, am ecstatic that he has ditched his mullet for the more sophisticated, clean-cut and boyish ‘do he sports as of his return to the league in 2011. The haircut goes perfectly with his baby face and makes him look 15 years younger. In his last five games, Jaromir has scored five goals, three of which were on the powerplay. Obviously head coach Glen Gulutzan recognizes what the entire league recognizes, Jagr’s still got it, or he wouldn’t be putting a 41-year-old on special teams. Blahopřeji, Jaromir! (So glad you’re not a Flyer anymore).


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